Sunday, June 27, 2010

Bangalore 27th Jun

Mainly looks a favorite card or most results should be in the first 2 market fancies but its best to bet late after the market settles down Good Luck all

Race 1: Worst race to start the day with... all donkeys and most of them belong to gambling connections so it will pay to watch the flow of money Saratoga, is the best performed and most experienced however he is a gamble horse so will pay follow the flow of money Recoup, and Legend Reborn, are both best on track but once again the flow of money will decide if they will finish on board so it will pay to leave this race or have a small eachway bet on Princess Coup, and start ur day with the longshot...

Tips:Saratoga, Legend Reborn, Upset: Princess Coup, (worth a samll ew flutter)

Race 2 : Gentle Legend, is at a decent handicap to win however keep in mind that is money doesnot come his way it wont happen. Powergrid, is the one to watch can upset.

Tips: Gentle Legend, Upset: Powergrid,

Race 3 : Another race without any depth... The Darling Boy, looks to have the best credentials. Balas Glory, has the class to win if fit.Retaliate, is the dark horse can upset or atleast place at good odds.

Tips: The Darling Boy, Balas Glory, Upset : Retaliate,

Race 4: Bugatti, need to start if she does she should beat Elite Land, or Mark Of Genius, . make note of Smart Edition, who is running for the first time today but looks a good type.

Tips: Bugatti, Elite Land, Mark Of Genius,

Race 5 : open race Sunny Spell, is the best by class but no trackwork is a worry can win if tried if not the race is wide open both Dramatic Dancer, and Captain's Lover, are gamble horses so watch the flow of money on them hard to reccomend a bet on such animals. Social Climber, is a dark horse can upset or place at good odds.

Tips: Sunny Spell, Dramatic Dancer, Upset: Social Climber,

Race 6 : Sirono, should beat Carla, of the others the topwieghted Hall Of Glory, can upset.

Race 7 : Camelot, is my first pick to beat Topkapi, or Leonardo,

Race 8: Colonel Duff, was covering good ground at the end today in a lower class has a very good chance and should beat this set Rumour Proof, at this handicap will run close along with Lads Gladiator,

Tips: Colonel Duff, Rumour Proof,

Race 9: Aztec Gold, and Yas Marina, both look to have a upper hand over the favorite. The latter has a slight edge. Portatone, should be in the finish or atleast place.

Tips: Yas Marina, Aztec Gold, Upset: Portatone,

EW kaichi Bets : Saratoga, Gentle Legend, The Darling Boy, Sirono, Colonel Duff, Yas Marina,
small EW or hedge bets: Princess Coup, Retaliate, Smart Edition, Superior Surprise, Colonel Duff,

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Bangalore 26 jun

Race 1: Leopoldo, definately stands out here but its hard to predict Gatala horses and their consistant performances.Yes We Can, ran well below par last time if tried today can lift the bar and can upset.
Tips: Leopoldo, Yes We Can, I Fancy You,

Race 2 : Too many first timers however Ailsa, was not given the best ride last time to has a good draw and a jockey who knows him best will be the one to catch.
Race 3 : Modern Art, is well placed on handicap and the distance and jockey are in her favor today will be a force to recon with Camorra, should benifit from her last un assisted run along with Ballibay, who has been prepared well.
Tips: Modern Art, Camorra, Ballibay,

Race 4 : Smart Ways, dint have the luck of the race last time plus today is running a handicap race and a step up in distance both of these factors are in his favor hence he is my first choice to beat Yamas, who will improve further and Da Xia, who has been trimed sice last run and can upset.
Tips: Smart Ways, Yamas, Upset : Da Xia,

Race 5 : Bid For Gold, is a better class animal here, easy first up run and now the right distance and jockey is a clear advantage. Spot On, should be right there however the wide draw is the problem. the connections of Caprioska, have opted to run in a higher class which is a clear indicator that she is not a wieght carrier make note of her here she oozes class and can upset.
Tips: Bid For Gold, Spot On, Upset : Caprioska,

Race 6 ; Cash Is King, looks the best prepared horse in the set should win if tried. Mystere, and Amazer, are the dark horses will be a interesting finish
Tips: Cash Is King, Mystere, Amazer,

Race 7 : Sheer lack of interested runner has made Chronicle, the worthy favorite however if the connections of horses 1-4-5-7 try there wards the favorite will lose.
Tips: Chronicle, Good Gift, Chesterford Touch,

Race 8 : Recharged, should win in this set if tried.Kilimanjaro, and Arcturus, should be considered for minor placings.
Tips: Recharged, Kilimanjaro,

Ew or kaichi bets: Leopoldo, Modern Art, Smart Ways, Bid For Gold, Cash Is King, Chronicle, Recharged,
Small ew or hedge bets: Yes We Can,Ailsa, Camorra, Caprioska, Mystere,Kilimanjaro,

Thursday, June 24, 2010

6 Indisputable Truths


1. NO matter how hard you try You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Have a laugh


9-1-1 Calls

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is.............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn.....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No, I'm a Methodist

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Bangalore 20 jun

What a day, S Zervan seems to be the public choice today. Has 7 fancied mounts of which 5 are favorites. It would be nice to see hem do that but lack of experience and pressure of big race days can be the un doing. In my opinion today is a day of upsets so it will pay to look for value in your betting of laying on favorites.

Race 1: Spring Beauty, is the surprise packet in this set can can win provided on job worth a punt Con Artiste, needed the run and looks ready to strike along with

Tips:(note) Spring Beauty, Con Artiste, Nessie,

Race 2: My Musketeer, should make ammends in this average set however Attaturk, is the one everyone has to beat make note here as he is a worthy eachway bet. Lovely Red, had a good lung opener can place or upset a long odds.

Tips: My Musketeer, Attaturk, (ew) Upset: Lovely Red,

Race 3: African Sky, has been brought to race fitness, at this handicap she will be hard to beat provided she doesnot play up at the gates,Carnival Of Joy, and Black Super Star, will keep her honest.

Tips: African Sky, Black Super Star,

Race 4: Bid For Glory,Manthara, Burning Ambitions, are my top 3 the second named is the one to watch today if the jockey can handle her then a win is eminent.

Tips: Manthara,Bid For Glory, Upset : Burning Ambitions,

Race 5: Native Talent, has been tracking very well and should be involved at the most important end however this is a very open race. Noble Sacrifice, is the horse to look out for can upset has been prepared well and has enough class to win Kingdomofdreams, also comes in the mix

Tips: Native Talent, Noble Sacrifice, Kingdomofdreams,

Race 6 : Its My Party, will beat Art Connoisseur, again.

Race 7 : Very open race where anyone can win its best to leave the race alone I believe the horses that will be involved in the finish are 3-4-5-7-8-9. My choice is Lady Duff, whos jockey is the only ?? should easily place and if she wins expect a big payout In The Zone, and Magnanimity, both can win

Tips: Lady Duff, In The Zone, Upset: Magnanimity,


1) Immense, Impressive winner first up can be involved at the all important end but jockeys experience will decide his faith

2) Ciel Indienne, consistant performer in mumbai, had a decent mockrace but strangly not given a race all season is a good horse but not the best can place but win looks unlikely.

3) Orient Glory, Pacemaker but can show some ancious moments till the last flg.

4) Vijay Monarch, looks to be the fancied runner from the stable but i have doubts on him staying the trip stablemate might finish ahead.

5) Tempus Fugit, will benifit froma run and the longer distance however lacks that class.

6) Ordained One, has improved a lot after his last run tracking and prepared well and should finish in the top 4.

7 ) Sun Kingdom, Hope of Ghatala. Has enough class and will get better with distance but needs a very fast pace. todays card suggest a average pace and that is a big negetive against the favorite. Has the class to win and will finish at the all important end however doesnot look outstanding.

8) Moon Star, Ownermate to the favorite, Trained by a better trainer and improvement is expected cant be Ignored.

9) Arya Veer, Not very often do you see a horse winning a 7flg race start to finish on his first run. I have been very impressed with his accelaration and manner of victory on debut belongs to a upcoming trainer who leaves no stone un turned on his horses has the jockey who has won the most classics in this field and if you are looking for a grand upset Look no Further.

10) Vernostonus, not here

11) Spark Of Atan, late entry owner have paid a ransom for him to run here and you have to respect that. Win looks un likely but can place.

12) Foreign Exchange, has to improve by 20lenghts to win here ??

13) Don Valentino, has beaten V Monarch by 4l, dont think he likes the wet conditions if the track is firm he might be right there.

14) Record Breaker,: Joker in the Pack, tracking well and the jockey has the tendecey to run away in such races, since there are no pacemakers here dont be surprised can win should place.

Finally I dont believe this race is as easy as it looks the favorite can win but is not going to be as easy as the odds reflect.

Tips: Ordained One, Moon Star, Sun Kingdom, Upset: Arya Veer,

Race 9 : Rugged Beauty, has the best chance if the right money is on her if not the race should be between Star Presence, Polish Patriot, and Royal Player,

Tips: Rugged Beauty, Star Presence, Upset : Polish Patriot,

Race 10 : Gampu, is my first pick in the concluding race of the day. South Paradise, and Sunny Connexion, also have a good chance in this open race.

Tips: Gampu, Sunny Connexion, Upset: South Paradise,

W/P and Kaichi prospects. Spring Beauty, My Musketeer, African Sky, Native Talent, Ordained One, Rugged Beauty,

Small ew or place bets: Spring Beauty, Attaturk,Manthara, Noble Sacrifice, Lady Duff, Arya Veer, Gampu,

Good Luck everyone Including S Zervan

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Bangalore 19 jun

Race 1: Best left alone although not a very strong field Morova Goodtime, is a very average horse not worth a bet under 2-1. Good Shot, and Balmoral Castle, both look like they will beat the favorite

Tips: Balmoral Castle, Upset: Good Shot,

Race 2:Very open race North Cape, looks very immature at this stage best left alone good luck if he wins. Crown Empress, tried to pace with the wrong horse last run and blew all her chances today she will do well and should win if all goes well. Bon Giorno, and Sun Dawn, both look like smart types if the latter takes a level jump he will be right there.

Tips: Crown Empress, Sun Dawn, Upset: Bon Giorno,

Race 3: Swift Star, is tracking well enough to win provided he can handle the conditions. Foswell, will keep him honest. Aficionado, can play the spoil sport as he looks to have improved a lot since his last run can upset should place.

Tips ; Swift Star, Foswell, Upset : Aficionado,

Race 4: Magic Million, should beat Moves Goodenough,

Race 5: If Greens, is on job today he will be hard to beat but I doubt he will be tried here so best to leave alone. Chintz, needs another chance today has the right jockey and can win. make note of Distinctly Ahead, here is the horse of a different class and if tried here he will win without much trouble make note. Still Will, will be there

Tips: Chintz, Still Will, Upset: Distinctly Ahead, (make note)

Race 6: Rapture Of Victory, looks a smart galloper very well prepared but only negetive is the draw and lack of run however its hard to see beyond him, Rosemead, won unfancied last time is prepared well today can upset Flying Tricolour, is also in the pitcure.

Tips: Rapture Of Victory, Rosemead, Flying Tricolour,

Race 7: Onassis, is going to be the one that will upset becket today, dint have the luck of the race last run but today with a benifit of a run and some excellent trackwork Becket, will be kept honest. Very hard to see a upset beyond these two however make note of Spark Of Gold, for that spot can place at good odds consider for mi9nor bets.

Tips: Onassis, Becket, Upset : Spark Of Gold,

Race 8 : Persian Princess, finished an easy 4th last time today running in the right distance and class will be hard to beat make note and should considered as a good eachway bet. Showers Of Luck, looks better the her stablemate and should be right there Son Of The Soil, can place.

Tips: Persian Princess, Showers Of Luck, Son Of The Soil,

Race 9 : if Red Renegade, is sound he will win however its best to leave this horse alone due to fitness hence the race can be tricky I personally will have a eachway bet on So Much More, due to some positive trackwork

Tips: So Much More, small eachway, Red Renegade, Upset : The Spartan,

Race 10: Dance N Celebrate, and Gluteus Maximus, should fight it out for honors the latter has a slight edge. Make note of Star Of Stars, today if there is a upset he is the one. worth a small eachway punt.

Tips :Gluteus Maximus, Dance N Celebrate,Upset: Star Of Stars, (small ew)

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Bangalore 13 Jun

Due to rain ecpect the unexpected today go slow and goodluck

Race 1: Spark Of Sapphire, has a benifit of a easy run and is placed well in this set to win Secret Vision, looks like a horse that needs more distance and time. Sun Control, first run and not a lot of track work is a a negetive. nothing appeals from the rest however Heart N Soul, can sneak in a place at good odds worth a small punt.

Tips: Spark Of Sapphire, Upset: Heart N Soul,

Race 2 : Mister Trooper will relish these conditions and distance can upset this otherwise gamble field

Race 3: Lad Diva, should make ammends today however has to beat Hillary, and Star Experience, make note of the latter who will be right there as he is the most experienced horse in the set make no mistake he can win today

Tips: Lad Diva, Hillary, Upset : Star Experience, (make note for a good place or eachway bet)

Race 4: Very open race horses 3-6-9-10 have been closely matched. My first pick is Cavalry Charge, who has had a benifit of a good run in the higher class and is tracking well enough to upset Sky Train, or The Leader,

Tips: Cavalry Charge, Sky Train, Upset : The Leader,

Race 5 : If Cayenne, has her galloping shoes on today she will win Amar Prem, would have stripped fitter since last run and can upset.

Tips:Cayenne, Bhagirathi, Upset: Amar Prem,

Race 6: Moonlight Romance, had a impressive mockrace and if fit should be the one to beat Eloise, has matured a lot since mumbai and will run in a different light today dont ignore will be right there and can upset Siachen, has enough to lead the bangalore contenders and keep everyone honest.

Tips: Moonlight Romance, Eloise, (note for eachway) Siachen,

Race 7: Da Xia, should get the better of Supremacy,

Race 8: Missoni, look very good here should win here from Sweet Caroline, or Abnoba,

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Bangalore 12 Jun

Very funny card today best to Go slow

Race 1: best to leave this race Amazing Performer, is the joker in the pack.
Race 2 : Good Gift, and Xel, are the top 2 contenders here provided the money comes their way best to go slow here
Tips: Xel, Good Gift, Upset : Gara Fluid,
Race 3 : If Defiance, is not tried Blue Origin, will win bad race
Race 4: The last run of Star Wave, should be ignored had some issue in passing horses but was galloping well when there was any, he likes to come from the outside and was not ridden on his strenghts with todays handicap he will be the one to beat. Cotswold Arms, only issue is rest but if the former fails once again then he has a very good chance. Rimpuche, showed a lot of heart in his last run can upset and should place dont ignore for minor placing.
Tips: Star Wave, (Good eachway) Cotswold Arms, Upset: Rimpuche,

Race 5: Duke Of Edinburgh, was impressive last time but has a class to class penalty here and is running with much better horses today can win but wont be easy not worth a bet. My first pick is Modern Art, to beat Duke Of Edinburgh, and Kripa, make note of the latter is worth a small eachway bet.

Race 6: Braavo, seems a good type should win however has to beat Savvy Concept, and Nox, the latter will give a bold show today if tried dont ignore for minor placings.
Race 7 : Carnival Of Joy, had a good lung opner last time looks fit and well placed on handicap should win howver has to beat Enduring Speed, who looks very fit and ready to strike. Make note of Amber Star, for a minor place bet or combinations.
Horses for W/P kaichi : Xel, Blue Origin, Star Wave, Braavo, Carnival Of Joy,
Minor EW or place bets: Amber Star, Nox, Kripa, Rimpuche, Gara Fluid,

Thursday, June 10, 2010

What is Globalization?


What is the truest definition ofGlobalization?
Princess Diana's death.

How come?

An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

closely by

Italian Paparazzi,
Japanese motorcycles,

by an American doctor,

Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
American Bill Gates' technology,
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

uses Taiwanese chips,

a Korean monitor,
assembled by

in a
Singapore plant,

by Indian

truck drivers,
by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .
That,my friends,is
Globalization !

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Bangalore 6th June

Good Luck all

Race 1: lack of any company can see Friendly Bond, win however he not worth the risk as can lose too.

Race 2 : very average set of horses Anna, does look strong and is worth a eachway bet.

Race 3 : once again not many contenders here Portatone, and Stormyred, should fight it out. make note of Sprawling Elegance, should place and can upset.

Race 4 : Anybody's race Burning Ambitions, I Fancy You, are my first two picks.

Race 5 : String Along, was very impressive and should repeat. Take a small chance in Place on Paint Me Red, who is tracking well and will finish on board.

Race 6 : Very open race and the finish will be very interesting. My first pick is Lady Duff, who is very well drawn and will give them a good run for the money. D'artagnan, Kyles Of Bute, and Originality, are very well suited by the outside draw and will be swooping at the all important end. Palazzio's Sun, has all the merit to win but the going and a fast set of horses is a worry.

Tips: Lady Duff, Kyles Of Bute, Upset: Originality,

Race 7: This is a Open race horses 1-6 are all in with a chance. Don Valentino, looks good on paper and track and my first pick to beat Yas Marina, who is tracking well. Make note of Juno, here distance is not out of the Compass has very good speed and accleration to upset this set is worth a eachway punts at good odds.

Tips: Don Valentino, Yas Marina, Upset: Juno,

Race 8: Spandau Ballet, and Criminal Lawyer, both should fight it out I do prefer the former as he has run in better company. Marcegalia, is most probably a pace maker here however runs best first up and relishes wet conditions hence may sneak in a place.

Race 9 : Sher Dil, should win here if the jockey is good enough. Man United, is a danger to all if the right money is on him. Prashastha, is the joker in the pack can place dont ignore for minor combinations.

Tips :Sher Dil, Man United, Upset : Prashastha,

Win/place or Kaichi bets: Friendly Bond, String Along, Lady Duff, Sher Dil, Don Valentino, Spandau Ballet,

Small EW bets: Juno, Anna, Kyles Of Bute,

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Bangalore 5th June

Race 1: on past form Astounding Gallop, should win.. on Current prepwork Recharged, can upset and will keep the favorite honest.
Race 2 : Son Of The Soil, looks difficult here with dist and wieght best to avoid. Gunpowder, definately has a chance to prove himself and can beat the fancied pair. make note of The GordianKnot, if you have faith in the jockey she can deliver worth a small punt.
Tips: Gunpowder, Upset: The Gordian Knot,
Race 3: Open race Enchanting Beauty, is my pick to beat Bocconcino, and My Musketeer,
Race 4: lack of company and interested runners should see Shotgunn, win however make Simply Phenomenal, who will love these conditions and is tried will win at will I will be taking my chances on him today.
Race 5: Spearhead, at this handicap should win but is a moody horse so will pay to halve your bets. Fleet Indian, is now well rested and can upset the former note.
Race 6: Looks like a straight fight between Dream Park, and Colonel Duff, I am inclined to tip the latter but it will be a close call.Own Voice, has the class win looks difficult but never know.
Tips: Colonel Duff, Dream Park, Upset: Own Voice,

Race 7: Hard call but Duchess Of York,will be hard to catch. Methodical, seems to be a nice type.
Race 8 ; Shot Of Gold, Mercutio, look the top two here the latter has a slight edge Little Splendour, should be considered for minor placings.
Tips: Mercutio, Shot Of Gold, Upset: Little Splendour,

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